OK, if I lose 15 kilograms I will probably snore less, I’ll have lower blood pressure, I will make the surgery for my abdominal hernia easier and much more likely to last, the pain from my hiatus hernia may lessen, I’ll look better for Debi, and, bar being hit by an asteroid, I will probably live longer.
But if I stay at this weight, then I’ll continue to have plenty of material (no pun intended) with which to write jokes about myself.
What to do, what to do?
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